[OOC: The only people she allows to read her journal are her Doctor and her current 'master'. Anyone else probably wouldn't be able to read it, unless they saw it lying around somewhere...which is possible, because sometimes she forgets where she put it down.]

I don't know how I'm supposed to write in one of these things, since I've never had one before. Do I start out with a 'Dear journal', or something? Darn it, these things should come with instructions! A nifty little 'how to' guide. How funny would that be? I suppose it would look something like this:

Step 1: Open journal to first blank page.

Step 2: Grab a pencil, a pen, or any other writing instrument.

Step 3: Think. Think about anything at all.

Step 4: Write 'Dear Journal,' at the top of your blank page.

Step 5: Write down your thoughts on the blank page, beneath the 'Dear Journal,' that you wrote down in the previous step.

Congratulations! You've just written in your journal for the VERY FIRST TIME! Huzzah! Salutations! Celebrate! Throw confetti! Start the band!

See, I think that would be helpful. Anyway! Let's seeeee...

I met the good Doc the other day! I expected him to be a lot older, like my last doctor. God, I hated her! She was all wrinkly. I thought she was melting, or something! She was my master at one point, because she had to take my hand to put those stupid cuffs on me. She wished I would sit still, and I wanted to punch her in the face! I didn’t move for like, 2 hours! The old hag didn’t even wish for me to do anything else until then, and when she did it was also something I didn’t want to do! She wished that I would let her examine me whenever she needed to, and that required me moving around, letting her look at things that I didn’t want her to look at…

I really hated her. But I don’t think Doctor Angel needs to look at any of that stuff. At least I hope he doesn’t! OH JEEZ! That would be awkward…